Bambino? where are you? Bambino?
I hear them
they will never find me here
I am good at this
better than Waldo
This is my plot spot
I plot my next hiding spot
I can squeeze into the tiniest places
yesterday I hid under this rug
the idiot humans looked for hours
I bet you are wondering how I got up here.
you think my short legs prevent me from leaping?
I will leap for your throat if you ever doubt me again.
I see no reason why I should share this chair with that vile creature.
It growls at me but I am not amused.
I can destroy it with one felt swoop.
Murder is my catnip.
Today I am Godzilla.
I am going to eat the human
but first I need to knead him
so glad the other one didn’t cut my nails
this is going to hurt
This is one of the humans.
He doesn’t feed me. The other one does.
I love him more.
I want to kill him.
Especially when he does this.
I may look sweet and adorable but I assure you it’s a ruse.
I am the essence of pure evil.
My owners have no idea of my capabilities.
Today I took a dump in my litter box and made a futile attempt to cover it up.
When they get home they will be greeted with a stench sure to invade their senses.
That will teach them to leave me alone.
This is only the beginning…